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Punker's Love
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DhampirDhampir
“In my home country there is a myth about the vidowed wives of the Whampyri, how they come to visit them in the cold Wallachian night and make a colder love to them still. I know it sounds corny, da, but how can a voman deny her dead husband? If you found your dead vife, the love of your life, would you not embrace her? Da?”
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It was a dark night, as it always is, when a babe was left in its swaddling clothes on the porch of the Romanian quarter of Boston, which was neither in the city, nor was it actually a section. It was more a few square blocks in which everyone knew each Dhampir
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Posthuman: Prelude“So, you think you’re a god, do you? Well, you’re wrong. “When you were human, you were safe, protected even. But now that you’re a posthuman, more machine than man, or maybe you’re on the permanent high from a hundred different noötropics meant to enhance the experience, you’re prey to a thousand different borganisms and sapient organizations. Your brain’s so advanced the speed of light is meaningless and gravity holds no bounds for you, the only thing that’s holding you is your meatbody. “Come on, give it up, I’ll trade you; your meatbody for a plane of reality you, quite literally, are not capable of imagining. You’ Posthuman: Prelude
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Current Residence: Hippyville, USA. You know it.
Interests: Shaolinquan, writing, being right
Favourite movie: Fight Club.
Favourite band or musician: Gogol Bordello
Favourite genre of music: Punk
Favourite artist: Uh, y'know, I'll get back to you on that
Favourite poet or writer: I couldn't really say. It goes between Kahlil Gibrahn, Robert Frost, and Chuck Palahniuk
Favourite style of art: Style? It changes. I'm trying to broaden my abilities, work on my weaknesses.
Wallpaper of choice: Paper Eleven
Favourite game: Indigo Prophecy
Favourite gaming platform: Playstation 2 or X-Box
Personal Quote: "I wanted to shoot every panda that wouldn't F--- to save it's species right between the eyes.&
Tools of the Trade: Keyboard, paper, pencil (never pen), spraypaint

Email: unto.the.third.generation@gmail.com
MSN: Mahjong_Dragon@hotmail.com

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~Astorite Jul 27, 2006, 3:35:51 AM

Huh. Hey. Yeah, I'm horrible and coming and going, and occasionally dropping from the face of social networks.

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Who likes cake?

~rusty-nail Mar 16, 2006, 8:17:45 PM

Ellos..

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Fuck.

~nebula83uk Jun 8, 2005, 3:09:05 AM

thnx for the fav

~ElJeffeDelDia Jun 8, 2005, 6:43:56 AM

Welcome, but you should be aware that it is quite worthy.

~FrogLord Jun 7, 2005, 7:31:02 AM

Sup, homes.

I think I'll waaatch you.

And I hope you have a good time here.

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"But why the military academy? Why?"

~ryan687 Jun 6, 2005, 11:44:17 PM

Hello Jeffy, I didn't realize you liked MIS. I actually bought a few of there CD's... I still can't get the Panty Shot cassette tape though, freakin' hard to find. :S

~ElJeffeDelDia Jun 7, 2005, 6:00:18 AM

Well, yeah, not a lot of bands make many cassette tapes. Plus, I'm pretty sure Panty Shot's been out for a while, so I don't know how many would be left. I would suggest going to either amazon or [link] if you'd be willing to buy it online, although I understand that's always a bit risky, but these two sites, especially amazon, are pretty safe. Well, I can't vouch MSI's site, but I think it would follow the trend of big band sites in being safe. Otherwise you could just direct order it from one of your local record shops, they're always willing to do that unless they're pricks.

Then they don't deserve your patronization, unless they're real asses, then patronize all the way.

~ryan687 Jun 7, 2005, 10:42:01 AM

Well, what I meant was the original version of Panty Shot was only released (to my knowledge) on the first demo cassette tape given out when they just got started. Since then the song has again been made in a live version, but I don't think it's ever been put on to a CD. I have, of course, tracked down an MP3 of the song, but that's just not the same. But yes, that is one of the few bands I actually bought there CDs. A friend of mine went and saw them in concert a few weeks ago, which was fun.